tehkusogaki:

reptilianrapscallion420:

strawberrycircuits:

character who is doomed by the narrative but essentially responds to it by going “nuh uh”

cranity:

Grade A fools (based off text post from @ineffablequotes )

that-catholic-shinobi:

furbearingbrick:

yokelfelonking:

tilthat:

TIL that Gothic literature makes a distinction between “terror” and “horror.” Terror is the sense of dread and apprehension that precedes an experience, horror is the sense of revulsion after an experience.

via ift.tt

Someone described the modern difference as such:  Fear is knowing that a werewolf is hunting you.  Terror is when you see it and it charges at you.  Horror is realizing that your feet are stuck to the floor.

lust is

I’d like to thank the brave sniper that stopped that final comment

unbearable-swagger:

I will be like “I’m fine” and then another fucking event will occur

swarnpert:

you know that quote “when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail” bc that’s how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand

amygdalae:

“how dare you hide this in the tags” is like. the tumblr equivalent of “you sir have won the internets today”

teenagerposts:

tumblr users complaining about tumblr

funny-tik-toks:

optimisticpedestrian:

i agree with british people when they say fooking ell

nmri:

Hey. That was fun. Lets play together in the next life, too :3

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

funnytwittertweets:

capitalism

creative-anchorage:

rosesforwildwitches:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.

Here’s my logic:

• You should be able to work together to solve unexpected problems like fixing a flat tire or getting lost in an unfamiliar station
• You should feel comfortable and safe enough around this person that you can sit in comfortable silence
• You should be able to keep each other interested and deal with each others boredom in a healthy way
• If you’re gonna form a long term partnership with someone you should probably be able to tolerate each other while locked in a small box for a few hours

These tags are hilarious even though I don’t think you intended them to be.

*pulls European closer* The most populous countries in the world are China, India, the United States, Indonesia, Pakistan, Nigeria, and Brazil in that order, with these seven nations alone making up 48.16% of the world population. You may note with the aid of a map that many of these nations are quite large, and would take several days of travel to go across either in cars or on boats. Almost half of the world’s population lives in places where you can travel in a cramped vehicle for days and still be within the country. Your worldview is limited and Europe is a tiny outlier in travel time and standards for international relations.

ccorinthian:

I’m done w diagnoses there’s nothing wrong w me. I’m just a bit peculiar and eccentric